I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
legally required disclaimer at the beginning of every dora the explorer video game
florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia
okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers
"what the fuck is a nickelback"
i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life
when he doesn’t warn you