BANGERZ

trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

nayx:

legally required disclaimer at the beginning of every dora the explorer video game

nayx:

legally required disclaimer at the beginning of every dora the explorer video game

drugsruleeverythingaroundme:

D.R.E.A.M. - Drugs rules everything around me

pandabomb:

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

Dude the gamecube sucked
Anonymous

bralpha:

okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers

"what the fuck is a nickelback"

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

africant:

when he doesn’t warn you

africant:

when he doesn’t warn you