If there was a ghost in my house i’d probably never notice it like i’d close a door and when i come back its strangely opened again and i’d just like “fuck i thought i closed it im so fucking stupid”
it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
be careful washing dishes in the dark
is this fall out boy lyrics
Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”
just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see
Haha the conversation we have
Puff puff pass
I hear talk of this 4/20 thing, and thought perhaps people might like an alternative to drug activity on this day. Here are some suggestions for a drug-free 4/20:
Who doesn’t love a wholesome art-and-craft session?
Cooking can be a great, drug-free activity!